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Matthew K. Garner
United States
Name: Matthew K. Garner. The "K" stands for "Kill you if you ask what the 'K' stands for."
Age: Old enough to know better.
Occupation: Toastmaster General.
Residence: In that old shoebox under your bed.
Likes: Cartoons, comic books, video games, making people laugh.
Dislikes: Ignorance, injustice, Homestuck
Skills: Voice imitation, razor sharp wit, laser eye beams
Weaknesses: Hemophobia, manic-depression
Quote: "Question the Majority!"
  • Mood: Distressed

I’ve been dreading this day for a while, but there was no avoiding it. The tablet laptop I’ve been using for art has finally given up the ghost. The old thing was living on borrowed time, anyway. We have a spare laptop and a desktop, but neither of them are tablets which means that I have to return to traditional artwork at my art table. Unfortunately, that’s practically impossible because Isaac isn’t allowed in Daddy’s office. Far too many things for him to play with and destroy. Working on the laptop has been the only way I’ve been able to get any art finished.

So I’m sorry to say that there won’t be any art from me (at least not anything worth looking at) until I can afford a new computer. The bad news is that it costs 1,000 dollars. The good news is that I have over 2,000 followers. You see where I’m going with this, yes?

There’s no way Heather and I can afford a new laptop very soon at all, but if everyone out there can be kind enough to donate a single dollar, it would move things along very quickly and I’d be incredibly grateful. I HAVE said you’re the best fans ever, haven’t I? I’m pretty sure I’ve stated that a few times now. So why not prove it by going to PayPal and sending a greenback to ? Thanks!

I neglected to mention that if I reach my goal of 1,000 dollars, not only will I be able to continue my comics, but I will also do a series of… are you ready for it… SHIPPING ARTWORK!

Yes, you heard right. If you guys donate enough for me to continue warping your minds, then I’ll allow you to warp my mind by suggesting character pairings for me to draw. The most popular ones (or at least the ones I feel I’m capable of doing) will make it into a series along with a handful of my own ideas. Perhaps you’ll even get a glimpse at one or two of my own little secret pairings, eh?

So what are you waiting for? You want to see me taken down to your level, don’t you? DON’T YOU? I KNOW YOU DO, YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEYS! So donate and watch as I draw all sorts of imagery that I normally wouldn’t!

Is that incentive enough? I hope so.

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mightywardog Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
saw vaudville's movie picture show on youtube. Squirell nut zippers is the shit
Do you do art trades? 
Occasionally. Did you have something in mind?
Yes, and are you free for art trades? 
It depends on how complex it is. Hehe.
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I've always loved your Ask Vaudeville blog. [link]
Just came here to say I love your Dr. X comic.

That is all.
Thank you very much!
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