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Matt Garner  

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COMMISSION TIME! Gimme Yo' Requests, Suckas!

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 30, 2008, 11:13 AM
Well, folks, times are tight and I don't have enough material together to put out a new book just yet. So what does all of this mean to you, the viewer? It means great art at great savings!

Yeah, Heather and I need some cash quick. We've got a car that's about to die and friends visiting soon who we'll be needing some extra money to feed and board (lousy freeloaders!), so in order to hopefully profit off of you shmucks, I'm willing to whore out my skills to draw whatever you folks want. That's right, I said "WHATEVER you want!" You got something you've always wanted to see me draw? Just ask! Something I draw all the time, but you can't get enough? Ask for that too!

... Keep in mind I might draw the line at anything that I simply have absolutely no ability to draw.

Anyway, pricing shall go as such:

Digital Black-and-White One-Character Images: $5
-Additional Characters: $1 Each

Digital Color One-Character Images: $10
-Additional Characters: $2 Each

If you wish, I'll also send you the original artwork via snail mail for an additional $5.

Please send all requests via Notes.

Sound good? GOOD! Now send in the requests! I'm actually more excited about what crazy requests I'll get than the cash.

(Prices may be subject to change after I consult with Heather, so if you want to be sure to get a good, cheap price, you'd better contact me quick!)

Matt Garner,
Toastmaster General

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Devious Information

  • Current Age: Old enough to know better
  • Current Residence: In that old shoebox under your bed
  • Interests: Cartoons, comic books, videogames, and making people laugh
  • Favourite movie: "Freaked," "Little Shop of Horrors," and "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
  • Favourite band or musician: Bad Tacos
  • Favourite genre of music: The kind that I can hear
  • Favourite artist: Applewart
  • Favourite poet or writer: Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams
  • Favourite game: Anything funny and crazy like Mario, Sonic, Earthworm Jim, Ratchet & Clank, Katamari...
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo Wii and DS
  • Favourite cartoon character: All of them
  • Personal Quote: Question the Majority!
  • Tools of the Trade: I recently traded a pair of pliers for a radial saw if that's what you mean

Devious Comments

~marshmellowbrains:iconmarshmellowbrains: May 8, 2008, 9:52:21 AM
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~masterchiefsasuke:iconmasterchiefsasuke: May 7, 2008, 1:20:47 PM
ok then

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Why the hell are people blaming video games for violence that happens in the world its not the video games its the parents who treat there kids badly and if u don't want you're child play games like that don't fucking buy them you people need to get a lif
*questionthemajority:iconquestionthemajority: May 7, 2008, 12:08:24 PM
I live in Frackstonville, actually. But I regularly vacation in the Mushroom Kingdom. You should visit some time. They have great Summer tours of Yoshi Island!

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~masterchiefsasuke:iconmasterchiefsasuke: May 7, 2008, 8:34:34 AM
U LIFE IN MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why the hell are people blaming video games for violence that happens in the world its not the video games its the parents who treat there kids badly and if u don't want you're child play games like that don't fucking buy them you people need to get a lif
=Kradchan:iconKradchan: May 7, 2008, 6:45:15 AM Mood: Love
Thanks for the fav >w<

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~Lady-Elizabeth4242:iconLady-Elizabeth4242: May 6, 2008, 10:56:47 PM
Thank you for agreeing with me that this stamp is awesome. I'm sure the artist would thank you also :)

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*CRAZYGRAFIX:iconCRAZYGRAFIX: May 6, 2008, 5:57:42 PM
hihow questionthemajority

THANK YOU very much for adding my stamp to your collection!!! you are welcome :D

have a good day
w.

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~Phillus:iconPhillus: May 6, 2008, 4:51:00 PM Mood: Love
Thanks for the :+fav:~!
~KiagouTomb:iconKiagouTomb: May 6, 2008, 4:03:01 PM
Thanks for the :+fav:s! :glomp:

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~Marly-kun:iconMarly-kun: May 6, 2008, 12:58:29 PM
Thanks for the favorite!

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~ChaozAngel89:iconChaozAngel89: May 6, 2008, 12:44:20 PM
Thanks for the fave <3

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~Timelady333:iconTimelady333: May 6, 2008, 12:31:30 PM
thanks for the fav

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If see my art or my friend's on other websites, especially Youtube, note me. But only without permission.

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My Asperger's score: 172 of 200
My neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 48 of 200
I'm very likely to be Asperger's
=Mahkohime:iconMahkohime: May 6, 2008, 11:28:38 AM
Thanks for adding one of my deviations to your collection! :)

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*Gridley316:iconGridley316: May 6, 2008, 11:11:16 AM
Thanks for faving my stamp, fellow Sam and Max fan =D

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From darkness to darkness
=orangefruits:iconorangefruits: May 5, 2008, 11:47:00 PM
hiya, thanks for the :+fav: it's much appreciated.

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i suck at art and this is why.
*dungeonmaster11:icondungeonmaster11: Mar 28, 2008, 6:05:00 PM
What the hell was I thinking when I copied and pasted these?

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Oh yeah. Boredom.

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~jpox:iconjpox: Feb 21, 2008, 2:31:45 PM
Thanks for the watch! ;)
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*dungeonmaster11:icondungeonmaster11: Jan 23, 2008, 6:46:31 PM
You been tagged, bucko!

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Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
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Send this rose to everyone you care about!!

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"Wooden legs, wooden arms......wooden eyes, too!"
-Rocko and Captain Crappy Jack, “Fish-N-Chumps,” Rocko’s Modern Life
=seascape21:iconseascape21: Jan 17, 2008, 7:00:45 PM
Thanks for the :+fav:

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~theflamingalberto:icontheflamingalberto: Jan 3, 2008, 9:58:16 PM
You've been tagged [link]

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*dungeonmaster11:icondungeonmaster11: Dec 26, 2007, 11:39:06 PM Mood: Christmas Spirited
Thanks for the fave Matt! Happy holidays!

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"Say, are those real wooden legs?"
"Wooden legs, wooden arms......wooden eyes, too!"
-Rocko and Captain Crappy Jack, “Fish-N-Chumps,” Rocko’s Modern Life
=Mizra:iconMizra: Dec 20, 2007, 7:44:26 AM
Thank you very much for the :+fav: on
I Feel Just Like A Princess.

It means alot to me. :hug:

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~mattwileyart:iconmattwileyart: Dec 16, 2007, 8:26:50 AM
Thanks for adding Gingerbread Man's Revenge to your favorites!

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